Some days I have to have a good laugh or I'll loose it to all of the seriousness that D brings my way. Here are a few of the things that I never thought I'd ever say to my daughter. D has a fun side too =) Enjoy!
"Make sure you finish ALL of that cake, especially the frosting" (I had already given her a bolus for the whole thing- 30ish carbs worth)
"You can't have dinner until you eat your candy" (she was low before dinner and I like to make sure her numbers are good before giving insulin)
"Go run around like a wild animal" (a high BG level but not high enough to want to correct for with insulin)
"You have to stay up late tonight" (running high or low take your pick both have happened where we need to get it under control before sending her to bed)
"You have to play hookie from school today" (BG level was high and she becomes emotional when high so I kept her home)
"You NEED to eat that candy" (to bring BG level back to normal)
"You are high" (never thought I would say this to one of my children and taken out of context is funny you have to admit)
"Peanut butter pickle sandwiches with clowns on top" (PB Sandwiches was our saying from the hospital when she would get a poke and every now and then we mix it up or try to get her to laugh when she is having a hard time)
Ok I bet you have a few too. I'd love to hear them.